\Good news, everyone!
I’m really proud of this particular work, and despite the cliche, I truly hope that you all enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it.
And now, in the words of Krusty the Klown:
Have a Merry Christmas, a Happy Hanukkah, a Kwaazy Kwanzaa, a Tip-top Tet! …and a solemn and dignified Ramadan.